The OGs: Original goodrs, our signature line of shades. ("If at first, you don't succeed, you're not me! - Carl the Flamingo.)
Psychotropical Psolar Pshades could cause side effects: ego death, naked emotions, incoherent muttering, 10 years of therapy in four hours, supreme gratitude for existence, dubious epiphanies, urges to dress like a steampunk Viking fairy and party in the desert; desires to puke in a bucket and gasp "Thank you, mother," ending sentences with "maaaaan," gawking at something inane, getting lost in a Porta Potti, and dressing like a totally different person for two weeks...then awkwardly reverting back to normal.
NO SLIP: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
ALL ORIGINALS: A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)
Sunglasses are final sale.
